I have seen "Passion Play" before today. Now, if you were to have asked me about it, I probably would have said. "It's a movie where Megan Fox has wings and is a stripper or something like that." You'd think I had forgotten about it because it's straight out awful....
Mulberry Street – A Mischief of Zombies
Mulberry Street - A Mischief of Zombies By Bob Blaschuk Mulberry Street is a first time offering from writers Jim Mickle and Nick Damici, who went on to write "Stakeland", and "We Are What We Are." Mickle also directed this one, and that is about as good of a pedigree...
ICC #82 – What Makes The Best Bad Movies?
The Room. Troll 2. Fateful Findings. Birdemic. Why are they bad movie legends? And what makes the best bad movies so ... bad? Justin and Will are on a mission to figure this out, and they're going to drag you with them to the bitter end! Why? Because it's fun! Also...
Movies are AMAZING. Agree/Disagree
Well? What do you think? [bctt tweet="Obviously, I love movies." username="canmakep"] No. Movies are for babies.
My Desperate Rationalization of the Time Travel in Joseph Kahn’s DETENTION
I didn't love DETENTION the first time I saw it. I probably got a little too excited when I heard it was going to be a John Hughes style high school comedy married to Joseph Kahn's hyperactive directorial style, slasher movie tropes, and time travel craziness. I was a...
Paranormal Entity – Americas Most Demonic Home Videos
Paranormal Entity - Americas Most Demonic Home Videos By Bob Blaschuk Before any sort of reviewing, joke making, and general movie nerd raging happens, I would really like to point out that the alternate name for Paranormal Entity is Paranormal Investigations 3. There...
ICC #81 – Ernest Dickerson is a Cinemaniac
We discuss the work of the cinematographer Ernest Dickerson on Spike Lee's early films (with an emphasis on DO THE RIGHT THING) and the director of JUICE, DEMON KNIGHT, BONES and hundreds of prestige TV shows. What do you think of Ernest Dickerson? Do you even know...
The Unofficial History of Midnight Madness
I am a Midnight Madness obsessive and have bought a ten ticket pass every year since 2008 (100$ as a student back in the day! R.I.P pass). My favorite movie going memories are the ones I made waiting in line for hours with friends (rain or shine), reacting as one with...
River of Darkness – Total Nonstop Awful!
River of Darkness - Total Nonstop Awful! By Bob Blaschuk *Clears Throat* Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls. Bob Blaschuk brings to you a review of a movie that features your favorite stars from Total Nonstop Action wrestling! River of Darkness is a full-stop, lack...
Wolf Warrior 2 Is The Best Canon Film That Canon Never Made
I wasn't super excited about WOLF WARRIOR 2. I found the first one fairly middling, with a distinct lack of martial arts, and a waste of Scott Adkins as a villain, so I wasn't jumping for joy when I saw a sequel was on the way. The first one was a massive hit...